FUCK PATCHES Vegan Leather Patch! Knit Hat Patch! Crochet Beanie Patch! Cup Cozy! Jar Cozy! It! Me! You! Them! The World! Everyone! Off
$1.68 $2.10
Introducing our "Fuck Off, them, this, everything, everyone, the world, it, me, you" patches!
Check out our sass-tastic Faux Leather Patches, "Fuck Off, them, this, everything, everyone, the world, it, me, you" patches - the ultimate bling for your knit and crochet masterpieces! These quirky patches, born from hanging out with sarcastic BFFs, will sprinkle some mischief and giggles, spicing up your crafts with an extra dose of fun.
Designed to sprinkle some intrigue on your beanies, cozies, bags, and more, our top-notch patches come in three sizes: 1.50" square, 1.75" square, and 2.00" square. Whether you want a subtle wink or a bold statement piece, we've got the patched-up magic to level up your style game!
Our faux leather tags, laser engraved for you, are just what the creative doctor ordered!
Our laser-engraved patches are ideal for adding a professional touch to your products, whether you're a small business owner or just want to impress friends and family.
--------------- Product Details & Size -----------------
Shape: Circle
Options: Each set consists of a single color! This listing cannot be customized.
Size:
2.00" x 2.00"
Attachment: Sew on with yarn and needle
Tag Material: Vegan-friendly faux leather or Vegan-friendly ultrasuede
--------------- Ordering ---------------
1.) Please choose the size & number of tags you would like from the first drop down menu.
2.) Please select your faux leather or ultrasuede color choice from the second drop down menu (color selection is available in the listing photo)
---------------- Washing & Notes ---------------
And don't worry about wear and tear - the faux leathers tags are built to last and stay vibrant even after multiple washes. The ultrasuede needs to be handled with a little more care. Wash on gentle cycle. Dry on low heat.
After the cutting process, small pieces may be left inside some of the cut holes. These pieces are easy to remove and should be removed before attaching the tags.
We ship faster than a rocket (well, almost), so you'll be tagging your creations in no time.
And if you have any customization requests, just hit us up, and we'll make it happen!
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-4 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Privacy policy
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Custom or personalized orders
I generally do not accept returns but am completely open to resolving any problems that may occur. I feel the best strategy is to head off any problems before they even happen. If you have any questions whatsoever about any items I am selling, please ask and I will be happy to provide you with more details.
Conditions of return
If a return or exchange has been agreed upon, then the item must be returned in completely original, clean, unworn, unstretched, new condition. The item must not have any fragrances, odors, pet hair, damage, or been washed. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value. In most cases, return shipping cost with tracking is the responsibility of the buyer. The item must be carefully packaged for return so that it won't get damaged/mangled in transit. Upon return of an item in original condition,
International Buyers Please Note: Import duties, taxes, and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to buying.
Frequently Asked Questions
Care instructions
Faux leather & Vinyl can be machine washed. However, hand-washed and air dry is recommended and will keep your tags looking newer longer.
Cork, holographic, glitter tags, and Ultrasuede tags and patches are hand-washed and air dry only.
Reviews (38)
Average:
Apr 1, 2025
I love this item! It's the perfect addition to my crochet projects. Thank you!
Haley and Tom Peter
Mar 9, 2024
FUCK PATCHES Vegan Leather Patch! Knit Hat Patch! Crochet Beanie Patch! Cup Cozy! Jar Cozy! It! Me! You! Them! The World! Everyone! Off
Jade Dickerson
Jan 5, 2024
Can't wait to start making hats for my family. You do such lovely work.
Melissa Lane
Nov 15, 2023
Love this saying!! So do my clients.
Ilea Fuller
Nov 15, 2023
One of my favorite patches to use!
Ilea Fuller