Whatever Life Throws At You Duck & Let It Hit Someone Else! Faux Leather Patch! Humor! Sarcastic! Crochet! Knit! Beanie Patch! Singles!

$1.28 $1.60

Shipping to United States: $4.50



Check out our sass-tastic Faux Leather Patches, "Whatever Life Throws At You Duck & Let It Hit Someone Else," - the must-have bling for your knitted and crochet wonders! These patches, inspired by detective dramas, will add a dash of mystery and fun, giving your creations an extra punch of humor.


Designed to sprinkle some intrigue on your beanies, cozies, bags, and more, our top-notch patches come in three sizes: 1.50" square, 1.75" square, and 2.00" square. Whether you want a subtle wink or a bold statement piece, we've got the patched-up magic to level up your style game!

Our faux leather tags, laser engraved for you, are just what the creative doctor ordered!

Perfect for small businesses or just for friends and family, these tags add a professional look to your products.

Here's how to score these versatile patches:

First, pick your favorite color. The colors are listed in the drop-down box, indicating both the faux leather color and the engraving color.

Next, choose from our three sizes: 1.50" square, 1.75" square, and 2.00" square.

Finally, decide on the pack that suits your needs - go for a single design or grab a multipack.

These faux leather patches are perfect for adding a touch of pizzazz to any item, from cozy cup holders to snuggly blankets and trendy beanies.

And don't worry about wear and tear - these tags are built to last and stay vibrant even after multiple washes.
After the cutting process, small pieces may be left inside some of the cut holes. These pieces are easy to remove and should be removed before attaching the tags.

We ship faster than a rocket (well, almost), so you'll be tagging your creations in no time.

And if you have any customization requests, just hit us up, and we'll make it happen!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-4 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Custom or personalized orders

I generally do not accept returns but am completely open to resolving any problems that may occur. I feel the best strategy is to head off any problems before they even happen. If you have any questions whatsoever about any items I am selling, please ask and I will be happy to provide you with more details.


Conditions of return

If a return or exchange has been agreed upon, then the item must be returned in completely original, clean, unworn, unstretched, new condition. The item must not have any fragrances, odors, pet hair, damage, or been washed. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value. In most cases, return shipping cost with tracking is the responsibility of the buyer. The item must be carefully packaged for return so that it won't get damaged/mangled in transit. Upon return of an item in original condition,

International Buyers Please Note: Import duties, taxes, and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to buying.

Frequently Asked Questions

Care instructions

Faux leather & Vinyl can be machine washed. However, hand-washed and air dry is recommended and will keep your tags looking newer longer.
Cork, holographic, glitter tags, and Ultrasuede tags and patches are hand-washed and air dry only.

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