Let Me Pour You a Tall Glass of Get Over It Chicken - Funny Faux Leather Knitting & Crochet Tags - Sarcastic Craft Labels - 22 Colors

Cluck, cluck, hooray! Feast your eyes on the most hilariously honest patch you'll ever need: the "Let Me Pour You a Tall Glass of Get Over It Oh and Here's A Straw So You Can Suck It Up Chicken" faux leather sensation! Tired of tiptoeing around drama? Want to add a little poultry-powered truth to your life? Then these bling-tastic beauties are your new best friends!

Imagine the chuckles when your pals spot this gem on your favorite hat. Picture the knowing nods when your cup cozy delivers this vital message. Envision your bag proudly declaring your no-nonsense attitude. These patches aren't just crafty; they're a comedic intervention waiting to happen!

Crafted with the kind of fabulosity that would make a peacock jealous, these faux leather patches are ready to take your DIY projects from "meh" to "magnificent." They're the secret ingredient your creative recipes have been missing.

Whether you're feeling a tad cheeky or ready to unleash your inner sass-master, our "Get Over It Chicken" patch crew is here to amplify your artistic voice. These laser-engraved wonders are like a tiny, feathered therapist for your crafting soul.

So, whether you're a seasoned crafting guru or looking for a hilariously unique gift for your most creative (and possibly dramatic) friend, these patches are guaranteed to add a sprinkle of laughter and a whole lot of "get over it" to their creations. Let the patch party commence!

--------------- Product De-tails (Because Details are Important, Even for Sassy Chickens) ---------------

Shape: Perfectly Square with Nicely Rounded Corners (No Sharp Edges Here, Just Sharp Wit!)

Options: Each set is a glorious monochrome moment! Pick your favorite color and let the "Get Over It Chicken" shine! (Sorry, no mixing and matching in this particular poultry parade.)

Sizes: Choose your level of sass:

A Little Clucky (1.50" x 1.50"): Subtle but still packs a punch.
Moderately Feathery (1.75" x 1.75"): Just the right amount of "get over it."
Full-On Rooster Rant (2.00" x 2.00"): For when you really mean it.
Attachment: We recommend the old-fashioned charm of a yarn and needle. Get your stitch on and make that chicken stay put!

Tag Material: We're all about the good stuff! Choose between our super-stylish, vegan-friendly faux leather or our oh-so-soft, vegan-friendly ultrasuede. Both are perfect for spreading the "get over it" gospel.

--------------- How to Snag Your Own Flock of "Get Over It Chicken" Patches ---------------

Size & Quantity Quest: Head to the first dropdown menu and select the size and the number of patches you desire. Will it be a solo chicken or a whole coop? The choice is yours!
Color Confession: Take a peek at our dazzling color chart in the listing photos and confess your faux leather or ultrasuede color preference in the second dropdown menu.
---------------- Washing Instructions & Important Chicken Notes ---------------

Don't worry, our "Get Over It Chicken" is pretty resilient!

Faux Leather: These bad boys are built to last, even through multiple washes! They'll stay vibrant and sassy.
Ultrasuede: Treat this one with a little extra love. A gentle cycle in the wash and a low tumble dry will keep it looking its best.
Important Chicken Business: After their laser adventure, some tiny bits of faux leather or ultrasuede might be hanging out in the cut holes. Don't worry, they're easy to evict! Just give them a little poke before you attach your patch.

We're practically sonic when it comes to shipping (okay, maybe not actually sonic, but pretty darn fast!). You'll be slapping these sassy chickens on your stuff in no time.

Got a crazy customization idea? Want a whole flock of "Get Over It Elephants" or "Let Me Sip My Tea and Ignore You Sloths"? Just send us a message! We're always up for a creative challenge!