Get Your Balls in Order! Hilarious Handmade Wooden Penis Stitch Markers - Set of 6 - "I Play With Balls" Design. Perfect Crochet Gift!

Get Your Balls in Order! Hilarious Handmade Wooden Penis Stitch Markers - "I Play With Balls" Design
Add a touch of cheeky fun to your knitting or crochet projects with these one-of-a-kind, handmade wooden stitch markers! Featuring a playful penis shape and the bold declaration "I Play With Balls," these markers are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face (and maybe a giggle from your fellow crafters!).

What makes these stitch markers so special?

Unique and Hilarious Design: Let's be honest, these aren't your grandma's stitch markers! The cheeky penis shape combined with the witty "I Play With Balls" text makes them a fantastic conversation starter and a fun way to express your playful side while you craft.

Handmade with Love: Each stitch marker is lovingly handcrafted from natural wood, ensuring a unique and high-quality product. You're not just buying a tool; you're getting a little piece of handcrafted art.

Ready to Use: Each marker comes fully assembled with a sturdy jump ring and a convenient lever-backed hoop. This allows you to easily slip them onto your knitting needles or crochet hooks.

Stay Organized: Keep track of your stitch counts, pattern repeats, or increases/decreases in style. These markers are not only fun but also incredibly practical for any knitting or crochet enthusiast.

Portable and Secure: The included lobster claw clasp keeps all your markers neatly together when not in use. Simply clip them onto your project bag, notions pouch, or anywhere you need them, ensuring they're always within easy reach.

Perfect Size: Approximately 1.00" in length and about 1/8" thick, these markers are substantial enough to be easily seen and handled, yet won't add unnecessary bulk to your work.

Naturally Unique: Just like snowflakes (and well, you know...), no two markers are exactly alike. The natural wood grain will vary from marker to marker, adding to their individual charm and making each set truly unique.
Natural Wood Beauty: Crafted from natural wood, these markers have a lovely organic feel. Please note that due to the nature of the wood, the color and grain may vary slightly from the photos shown. This only adds to the character and individuality of your stitch markers.

What you'll receive:

Set of 6 handmade wooden stitch markers featuring the penis shape and "I Play With Balls" design.
Each marker is equipped with a jump ring and lever-backed hoop.
All markers are attached to a convenient lobster claw clasp for easy storage.

Perfect for:

Adding a bit of humor to your own crafting projects.
A unique and funny gift for the knitter or crocheter in your life with a good sense of humor.
Secret Santa gifts, stocking stuffers, or craft fair additions.

Care Instructions:

To keep your stitch markers looking their best, avoid prolonged exposure to moisture.
Store them in a dry place when not in use.

Don't be afraid to show off your playful side! Grab a set of these hilarious handmade wooden penis stitch markers today and get ready to "play with balls" in style!